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I am logical, crafty, and avant-garde

enjoythedepeche

22 / f / bisexual / Seeing Someone

Portland, Oregon, United States

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Height 5' 8" (1.72m).

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Smokes Sometimes

Drinks Sometimes

Drugs Sometimes

Religion Atheism and laughing about it

Sign Pisces but it doesn't matter

Education Working on college/university

Job Student

Income more than $1,000,000

Kids Likes children

Pets Likes dogs and Likes cats

Languages English (Fluently), Japanese, French, German

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My self-summary

I am a music fiend.

I like snacking.

I talk way too much.

I am back to nature.

I love everyone.

I live inside Wikipedia.

I fight for justice.

OkCupid says I need to write more about myself because my profile is only a percentage complete. I say if you want to read my biography, wait until it hits stores so I can get money for it. Or you can just message me, which I prefer. That's a pretty good self summary, I'm a bit sassy but I'm a good girl at heart.

I'm a Master Debater.

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What I'm doing with my life

I'm a Criminal Justice major at Portland State but I already have a degree in BS and a certificate in Slacking Off. When I'm not slaving over essays I debate for the PSU Forensics team, hang out with friends, travel to Eugene or the Coast, and play/sleep/eat/write/think/live music.

Actually I'm a Nicaraguan arms dealer who finances prison beauty pageants because I spent all my money on a 24k gold Sharpie pen Andy Warhol used to write his to-do lists on. This OkCupid profile is just a front, so you'll just have to ask and find out my truthiness.

I'm really good at

Confusing myself and others, playing random pop hits on my guitar, running down hobos, puns, dancing in the streets, baking, perfecting sweetness and caffeine in the form of overly priced drinks, and having an answer for everything (whether it's good or not

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

My glowing squarehead good looks. Or my infectious giggles. In tandem, they prompt many observers to be overcome with "the vapors."

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Currently I like :

(A) Fiction involving parallel universes

(B) The Alien Series

(D) cadillac margaritas, plantains, mole chicken, polenta, yam fries, boston cream pie, cajun tots, $1.25 a plate sushi, rogue beer, muddy buddies

(E for TV) Torchwood

The six things I could never do without

showers, guitars, caffeine, books, friendly discussions, deoxyribonucleic acid

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How to accurately define my made up words, why humanity disappoints me all the time, what it would be like to live like my ancestors, and why there is never enough time to do a damn thing. And sexual activities.

On a typical Friday night I am

Writing/playing/listening to music, enjoying some fine dining, moseying about town, sometimes studying, sometimes working, usually partying

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here

Growing up, I held none of the usual aspirations of graduating university, entering the work force, and settling down in a comfortable lifestyle with my loved ones. Even now in my old years I still digress about these sorts of things, becoming an "adult." No, I still have the same sole desire as I did when I was a child...

to transform into a crime fighting dinosaur.

You should message me if

You believe in cryptozoological creatures. Or enjoy breathing.

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